Head start

On my way to the subway this morning, I saw the stroller coming toward me and noticed something odd without being able to identify it right away. Only as it gets closer I realize what it is: the kid sitting in the stroller is holding a newspaper as if he was reading it. He cannot be more than 2 and has his two hands gripping each sides of the paper, making it stand straight. Being driven around like a pasha, one could almost expect to see him with a cigar in his mouth.