Fat cops

The free weekly in town devoted its front page to fat cops. I know, I found that weird too but apparently it's a huge problem (pun intended). Cops that can't outrun criminals. Not too good for fighting crimes.
So I am walking in the streets, coming back from an evening with friends when I see these two cops on bikes. They are fit and lean, with big calf from their long rides in this hilly town.
They just coming out of a store and are mounting their bikes slowly, talking to each other. I hear them commenting on the article in that paper. Fat cops. They seem to be laughing, shaking their heads over the subject. I wonder how their boss looks like.